BoingBoing had a little blurb about a National News article about the South China Mall -- the largest mall in the world, and also one of the emptiest. The idea of dead malls was intriguing, and the article points to Deadmalls.com as a source of information and photographs pertaining to hundreds of dead malls throughout the U.S. I took a look at the South China Mall's official website, mostly because I read an excerpt of a description of "Amazing World", their little outdoor fun park. It sounded tantalizingly like Engrish, so I took at look the the page in the hope that I would find more. Here it is. If you think it seems a little too well translated at first, trust me. It gets a lot funnier. Enjoy.